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This Goats' Picks Of The Week!
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Valentino Tilton's, Aaah....™️ Poison ivy/itch relief, soap with Jewelweed, Plantain, oats, & Tea Tree
- Regular price
- $10.00
- Sale price
- $10.00
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Goats' Select - #2 - The Coriander™️ - Goat Milk Soap with Argan, Coriander, & Honey.
- Regular price
- $12.00
- Sale price
- $12.00
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Aalleviate™️ - Goat Milk Salve - With Frankincense & Myrrh, for Neuropathy Relief - *New Summer formula! Now a salve!
- Regular price
- $22.00
- Sale price
- $22.00
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Goats' Select #1 - The Juniper™️. Goat Milk Soap with Argan & Juniper
- Regular price
- $11.00
- Sale price
- $11.00
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Goat Spit™️ - Goat Milk Beard Balm & Aftershave - 3 Scents! -
- Regular price
- $14.00
- Sale price
- $14.00
GOAT SUMMER SCANDALS — Heatwave Edition
GABRIELLA was caught dragging a giant fan out of the feed room. When questioned, she said, “If you wanted it, you should’ve put your name on it.”
VALENTINO has been spotted lying in the water trough… again. With a cucumber slice on each eye. Claims it’s “hydrotherapy,” not vanity. Sources say otherwise.
MOLLY straight-up shoved three smaller goats aside to stand directly in front of the barn’s only open freezer. She’s now being referred to as “The Freezer Queen.” No regrets.
CHARLIE has been yelling “I AM THE WIND” while standing in front of a fan. It’s unclear if he knows the fan is off. No one has the heart to tell him.
CATHY made shade by knocking over three feed buckets, a folding chair, and Farmer Jeff’s iced coffee. “Desperate times,” she whispered, adjusting her sunhat (no one gave her a sunhat).
BRIAN somehow got into the farmers’ popsicle stash. He claims it was “research” but now demands one every hour. Specifically purple. Only purple.
HENRY filed a formal complaint with Goat HR about “excessive UV exposure and emotional heat fatigue.” His proposed solution? A personal cabana and cold-pressed juice. He has yet to receive either. (Or he could just go into the barn, drink some fresh water and lounge in front of a fan)
Why Goat Milk?
pH: Goat milk's pH is closer to your skin's pH than pure water, which can help soothe your skin.
Vitamin A: Goat milk is high in vitamin A, which can help repair damaged skin tissue and maintain healthy skin
Anti-aging: Goat milk contains antioxidants like vitamin C and vitamin E, which can help protect your skin from aging
Goat milk contains alpha hydroxyl acids, which removes dead skin cells and encourages the growth of new cells
Why lavender?
Q: Why do you use lavender in so many of your bars?
A: We do use lavender in several of our bars. Let's go through why. Lavender is said to be antifungal, antibacterial, and anti-inflammatory. It's also said to aid in wound healing, and help skin retain moisture. So those are great reasons to use lavender in our soap. From a scent perspective, lavender blends really well with and compliments many other essential oils. It can add just a touch of sweetness, or take a bit of sharpness out of other oils. What you really find is that really the only one of our bars that smells like lavender is Hutch's Honey & Lavender Bar, as lavender is the only essential oil it contains. In our other bars, lavender is just one of a blend..so you're not really smelling the essential oils individually, you're smelling a new scent created by the blend. I really can't smell lavender in any of the others, but it's part of the blend that creates the scent, and the skin benefits we're going for. Hope that answers the question! Any other questions...let us know!