For beards, dry bits, and general fabulousness.
Listen..Farmer Jeff didn’t ask for his name on this balm. He’s humble. But the goats insisted because he developed it, and because someone needed to represent the surprisingly high-maintenance needs of the ruggedly handsome.
This all-purpose balm is smooth, conditioning, and a little magical. Beard feeling like a Brillo pad? Fixed. Shaved and now your face hates you? Soothed. Elbows looking like they’ve been sanding barn wood? Moisturized into submission.
✅ Beard balm
✅ Aftershave
✅ Elbow whisperer
✅ Knee redeemer
✅ Dry-anything fixer
Made in small batches with goat-approved ingredients: goat milk, natural oils, shea butter, and essential oils that smell like a well-moisturized lumberjack who reads poetry.
No dyes. No perfumes. No glitter. Just faaabulous.
(Also, Jeff says he’ll deny everything if you tell people he uses it on his heels.)
2 oz tin
Coconut oil, shea butter, argan oil, jojoba oil, castor oil, beeswax, goat milk, essential oils.