Celebrity Roast

Tilton Hollow Celebrity Roast (This week, through Sunday night 11:59pm)

As many of you know, Oinkers and Winifred recently discovered the old Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts from the 1970s and launched the Tilton Hollow Pig Roast, where they review customer orders, offer unsolicited opinions, and send a free item they think should have been purchased in the first place.

Unfortunately, the goats found out.
Molly says she's funnier than the pigs.
Barnaby says he was born for this.
Brian has no idea who Dean Martin or Don Rickles are, but insists he's ready.

Even Shirley wants in.

After several meetings, two arguments, and one strongly worded letter from Molly, the pigs have agreed to expand the program.

So it is now officially:
 THE TILTON HOLLOW CELEBRITY ROAST (The self-proclaimed celebrities roast you!)

Now through Sunday night, place an order of $45 or more and leave the note:
ROAST ME!

One of the goats or pigs will personally review your order, playfully roast your purchasing decisions, and send along a free item they believe you should have ordered in the first place.

Perhaps you purchased six bars of soap and no candle.
Perhaps you bought Shirley's Get Out Of My Kitchen! Bar without knowing about the boxed cake mix incident.

Perhaps other concerns will be identified.

The celebrities will explain.

Apparently everyone at Tilton Hollow now believes they're Don Rickles and has been binge-watching Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts online.

We're doing our best to restore order.