Pig Roast

Tilton Hollow Pig Roast (This week, through Sunday night 11:59pm)

The pigs have been asking to review customer orders for months.
We told them no.

Repeatedly.

Unfortunately, Oinkers and Winifred have decided that customer purchasing decisions are simply too important to leave unchecked...and they saw some old Dean Martin celebrity roasts from the 1970s on YouTube. ...

So for a limited time, we're giving them access to qualifying orders.

How It Works:
Place an order of $45 or more and leave the note:
ROAST ME! at checkout. 

Oinkers and/or Winifred will personally review your order and provide a customized Pig Roast based on what you purchased... and perhaps more importantly... what you didn't.
Your roast may include observations, criticism, unsolicited advice, Hollow gossip, questionable conclusions, and other forms of pig-powered commentary.

Don't worry. It's all in good fun.

Corrective Action:
The pigs will determine in what way your order contains a glaring omission, and corrective action will be taken.

In other words, they will include a free item that they believe you should have purchased in the first place.

The pigs consider this a public service.

A Few Important Notes:

Roasts are only provided to customers who leave the note ROAST ME!

Roasts are playful and good-natured.

Every roast is different.

Oinkers and Winifred reserve the right to disagree with your purchasing decisions.

Their opinions do not necessarily reflect the views of Tilton Hollow, its goats, its founders, or anyone possessing common sense.

We have apparently lost control of the situation.