Licked by Bennett
HELLO. I'M BENNETT.
Earlier this week, I randomly licked Chad's face.
He laughed.
I wasn't really expecting that.
So I thought...maybe I should do that more often.
Apparently, I am not allowed to lick every single person who orders from Tilton Hollow this weekend. Humans have a surprising number of rules.
So we've reached a compromise.
This weekend, every order will receive:
An official Licked by Bennett sticker.
A note from me.
A little extra gift from the Hollow that I personally insisted you have.
Now, I can't promise this will feel exactly like getting licked by a goat.
But I can promise it's considerably less slobbery.
Please consider yourself officially...
Licked by Bennett.
You're welcome.
~ Bennett Sinatra Tilton