Licked by Bennett

HELLO. I'M BENNETT.

Earlier this week, I randomly licked Chad's face.
He laughed.
I wasn't really expecting that.

So I thought...maybe I should do that more often.

Apparently, I am not allowed to lick every single person who orders from Tilton Hollow this weekend. Humans have a surprising number of rules.

So we've reached a compromise.
This weekend, every order will receive:
 An official Licked by Bennett sticker.
 A note from me.
 A little extra gift from the Hollow that I personally insisted you have.

Now, I can't promise this will feel exactly like getting licked by a goat.

But I can promise it's considerably less slobbery.
Please consider yourself officially...
Licked by Bennett.

You're welcome.
~ Bennett Sinatra Tilton