Brian's Typewriter Care Pellets™️

Brian Tilton’s Typewriter Care Pellets. 

Brian Andrew Tilton is a goat of many interests. 

He’s a writer. An inventor. And, perhaps most importantly, a devoted collector and user of vintage typewriters.

Brian does all of his writing on an old typewriter, so naturally he became concerned with their proper care and maintenance. After considerable thought, experimentation and what Brian describes as “important work,” he developed Brian Tilton’s Typewriter Care Pellets.

Each tin contains 23 individually formed pellets, which Brian assures us clean, condition and help preserve fine typewriters.

There is, however, one small detail Brian seems to have overlooked.

They’re soap.

Specifically, little single-use pellets of The Best Soap in the World™, made with raw goat milk, coconut oil, olive oil, avocado oil, shea butter and activated charcoal. 
Take one out, add water, wash your hands, and you’ve got just enough soap for a good handwashing when you’re away from home.

Mercy has pointed out that they also bear a rather unfortunate resemblance to something else commonly produced by goats.

Brian does not understand what she means.

For a limited time, Brian is including one tin of 23 Typewriter Care Pellets FREE with every order.
No minimum purchase. No code needed. Just place an order and Brian will take care of the rest.

We strongly recommend using them on your hands.
Not your typewriter.