Shirley’s Get Out of My Kitchen! Bar
Goat Milk Soap
“Hi!.... I’m Shirley Tilton. Around here, I’m known for keeping Elvis in line, outsmarting the ducks, and making sure no one messes with my seasonal décor. But I’m also known for my cooking....and I do not put up with nonsense in my kitchen!.
So, I decided it was high time I had my own soap. This isn’t just any soap...it’s a portal. A ticket. A shimmering doorway to a world where goats run the show (as it should be). I love to keep this bar on the sink in the barn kitchen! ... but it's great fornthe shower too! ...buy extra!!
I chose grapefruit because it’s bright and zippy...like me when I’m plotting new ways to keep Elvis from stringing up Hollowday lights in September. Then I added coriander because, well, it’s sophisticated. Like me. Don’t argue...and i love using coriander/cilantro in cooking! There's also a hint of juniper berry!
Lather up with my Bar and suddenly you’ll feel like you’re walking through Tilton Hollow with a goat sidekick whispering absurdly brilliant ideas and recipes in your ear. (Spoiler: that’s me.)
Clean hands. Clear mind. Wild imagination. Organized Kitchen! You’re welcome.”
Aprox 4.5 oz bar (most are a bit more)
Tilton Hollow raw goat milk (maybe even from Shirley!) Saponified oils of coconut, olive, avocado, shea butter. Essential oils.