Molly has had it.
With the heat. The bugs. The endless chorus of “Isn’t this weather glorious?” from people who don’t have to wear a fur coat year-round.
So she’s taking matters into her own hooves—with a seasonal protest in the form of a fall survival kit. A bundle of rebellion. A candle that smells like autumn and not despair. Soap that washes away the memory of humidity. And skincare that soothes the soul (and the snout).
And she’s doing it for her son Brian, who’s got big dreams , sales spreadsheet goals and little beige hooves to get there.
So no, she doesn’t want to chat. Not about the weather. Not about “summer vibes.” Not until October.
You’ve been warned.
1 bar Pumpkin Dreams Soap
1 bottle Aapple Hoof Wash
1 12 oz Spiced Haarvest soy candle
1 1 oz tin John Tilton's Foot & Hoof Rub.
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