Goat's Breakfast - Limited edition Goat Milk Soap

Goat's Breakfast - Limited edition Goat Milk Soap

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Shasta: Oh waiter! I’m ready to order breakfast.

Farmer Chad: Waiter?

Shasta in an aside to Holly: They’re so touchy about titles.

Shasta: I meant farmer. To break my fast this morning, I’d like my usual coffee with a splash of whiskey, and the top shelf. I don’t want any of that rotgut you tried to foist on us last week.

Farmer Chad: Yes, Shasta. Anything else?

Shasta: I’m just a bit peckish. How about a nice bowl of pine needles?

Farmer Chad: Right away m’lady.

Shasta to Holly as Farmer Chad trots off to fetch breakfast: If he gets it wrong, I’m pooping in the milk bucket.

Holly: Oh, Shasta! You’re incorrigible!

<raucous goat laughter>

 

And thus was born Goat’s Breakfast, coffee with a splash of whiskey and a whiff of pine.